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09 January 2006

True Nature

Yes.

I admit my treacherous and evil nature.

I am a demon from the Seventh Level of Hell, sent as a trusted minion of the Lords of the Underdark for one purpose, and one purpose only: To torment innocent maidens by brushing their hair. I insist on uptails, using as an excuse the need to keep hair out of one's eyes during the school day. I take joy in forcing ponytails on gym days and fencing nights, for no other reason than that I am a successful and powerful demon.

None shall escape my talons.

Posted by Imperatrix at 12:25 PM

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