A: 57 minutes; 22 expletives; 8 finger cramps; too damn

Q: If you don't have a ball winder, how long does it take to turn this:

into this:

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About last night: Wasn't the game the least compelling Superbowl you've seen in a while? Sheesh. And Prince? He wasn't even trying to make it look like he was actually playing. And the commercials? Practically nonexistent. Good thing there were friends, tasty snacks, and beer to make the evening hours worthwhile.