01 November 2006

Warning to my British Readership

Someone Googled "scarves to bind & gag with" this morning (and found my site ... how disturbing).

Anyway, if you are near Lambeth and you notice a stranger acting all strange, GET YOURSELF TO A WELL-LIT AND POPULATED AREA, STAT!

(Maybe carry around a pair of scissors, so you can cut the scarf as they try to bind & gag you with it.)

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