Links to Laugh At

I have things to do today, people. So instead I offer you things I've crbbed from other sites:

Children ghost-write a speech for President Bush. Only in San Francisco, folks.

Then, if you promise to put down the coffee/tea mug before you read the next one, you can visit "Remove Me from Your Rooster!"

I was going to try to find a third link, but -- nah, the Rooster one is too good.