Evidence

I think the Imperator Consort is seeing someone. And that he is bringing her to our house.

I’ve been finding blonde hairs all over the place, and they are too short to be Trixie’s.

I’ve been finding them on the couch, on the carpet, on the towels in the bathroom, everywhere!

I don’t know when he’s bringing her here (I do work from home after all) and I can’t believe that he—wait. Is that blonde, or is it—perhaps—gray?

Hmmm, let me see that.

. . .

Uh, never mind. They’re mine.